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It's how you stand so you can clean your feet in the washbison.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:47, More)
Stop fantasizing, you.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:57, More)
So I don't. I drink beer instead, because I'm not eight fucking years old.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:06, More)
shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:02, More)

closed season on enclosed waters Dana

rivers Zuul
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:37, More)

Ghost Was
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:13, More)
you fucking massive fucking gaylord
no offence
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:52, More)
I went on a uni skiing trip to Andorra
we'd all gone to charity shops beforehand and bought the most outdated garish equipment we could find, and wore it on the slopes by the restaurants while saying "hey Wilhelm, check out my rossignol" in camp German accents.

Students are such pricks
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:41, More)
nah m8t
you'n a bummer
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:16, More)
lol, "Black Man's Willy"

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, More)
Great question Flapjack! No, we're no longer around.
What you're looking at here is merely a product of your dull-witted, cretinous imagination, you fucking tossrag.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:27, More)
when the site was cobbled together, nobody could have forseen the quivering tower of upset that is monster munch

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:13, More)
Older and wiser.
Well, older, at least. I've just been dispensing careers advice to a younger colleague, which is an absurd state of affairs - I'm not sure I can cope with people tasting me like an adult.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:21, More)
Fish chat?
I have recently purchased a small fish tank and have 4 tropical fish.

I am thinking of upgrading to a 150litre corner tank.

Anyone here keep tropical fish?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:24, More)
Outkast are shit.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:56, More)

t ell ch
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:30, More)
bloody hell, and they say the old fashioned bedside manner is a dying art!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:07, More)
you have to finish the packet in 24 hours
they go off otherwise
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, More)
Watch out for this fella
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2720822.main_image.jpg?strip=all
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:32, More)
if you lift it up you'll find an arsehole behind it lololololol

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:58, More)

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