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HI PRICK'S
y'araight?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:55, Reply)
yasssssss

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:03, Reply)
moving house again Jason?
Doesn't seem long since your last move
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:13, Reply)
every stop he makes, he makes a new friend

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:16, Reply)
the in-no-way-littlest homo

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
I know right!!
Yeah Didsbury living just eats your money.
New house is bigger for less money. No brainer
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:46, Reply)
I've bought my mum a snowglobe for her birthday
and I'm going to put a picture of my handsome mug inside it. I think she'll LOL.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:04, Reply)
She does love seeing your face covered in a sticky wet white mess.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:08, Reply)
Every time she shakes that globe
she'll think of all the times she wished she'd shaken you as an infant.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
charming

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:42, Reply)

wglobe rlax

*shrug*
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:03, Reply)
let's not get into how I'd put a photo of myself inside a snorlax

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:29, Reply)
Shave an image into its belly fur?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:55, Reply)
Yes mate.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:07, Reply)
sweet

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:13, Reply)
flights booked, car rented, suitcases dusted off
I'll be in England in 12 days
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
We going for a beer?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:12, Reply)
Might pop over to that blokes house
and burn down the bike we helped him build
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:13, Reply)
Good idea.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:17, Reply)
thanks for the warning

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:14, Reply)
stay off the M25 at the weekends and we'll be fine
I doubt I'll get any closer to you than that.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:17, Reply)
You could stop by and give him some driving lessons.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:29, Reply)
he'd just moan that the car stereo couldn't play 45s

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
It probably won't play cds either

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
My 2004 Jag came with a cassette deck
that's some Ford-inspired bean-counting right there
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:42, Reply)
Cassette decks were preferable to CD players when mp3 players were becoming the norm,
as you could stick one of those dummy cassettes in that carried music from your ipod.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:45, Reply)
I remember them
I was working in radio when Ofcom was created, and their first act was to ban those little FM transmitters that let you broadcast your mp3 player to your car stereo, because FM broadcast licences were restricted and cost about 10k each per 28 days.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:13, Reply)
My mate bought 3new fords recently, his missus had to wait 2 weeks longer for hers as she wanted a cd player

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:46, Reply)

Practical.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:35, Reply)
Keith Moon had a record player in his Rolls
And a speaker behind the front grille, I believe
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:37, Reply)
Isn't that where the radiator should be?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:43, Reply)
don't ask me m8
All I know is he had it connected to a microphone and drove around being a pillock
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:51, Reply)
it was a Bentley
'At some point earlier, The Who's bassist, John Entwistle, shared ownership with Moon of a one-off Bentley designed by UK coachbuilders Freestone and Webb which debuted at the 1950 Geneva Motor Show. The two had it fitted out with a Tannoy speaker behind the grille and "deployed it in a series of Pythonesque practical jokes," according to reporter Richard Fleury. "These typically involved cruising through Home Counties villages impersonating the local Tory candidate, warning of imminent invasions by boatloads of refugees. Or they'd pose as police hunting for deadly snakes. The concealed PA gave Moon so much pleasure he installed it in his next purchase, a "vast" two-tone S1 Bentley converted to look like an S2." (note: this S1 was the one with which Moon accidentally killed his chauffeur, and was subsequently sold).'
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:53, Reply)
Those wacky funsters!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:56, Reply)
Where did you sell a dead chauffeur
in the days before ebay?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:34, Reply)
something about Jeeves

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:06, Reply)
Three on the tree, walnut verneer and velour seats
that's some Malaise Era shit right there
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:37, Reply)
I hope this makes sense to someone.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:46, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaise_era
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:14, Reply)
OK.
I've looked up "three on the tree" for myself.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:54, Reply)
i dun one of them fings
i.imgur.com/udBFWo4.jpg
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:39, Reply)
I went for something different
i.imgur.com/R1xGi14.jpg
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:00, Reply)
ha, nice

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:12, Reply)
well I don't know about that

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah not bad, drinking with my mate is hard work but at least he's leaving the house now

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:40, Reply)
you know, same old

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:43, Reply)
s'pose

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:52, Reply)
I am now
Half an hour on the phone to the bank to arrange a poxy overdraft, but it's done now. Also, looks like I'm getting a snake tomorrow.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:55, Reply)
What flavour?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:55, Reply)
fancy coming to see The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society with me?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:20, Reply)
Any tit in it ?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:33, Reply)
I hope so

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:35, Reply)
deffo

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:58, Reply)
Just booked a nice jaunt to Barcelona in August. Chipper.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 12:50, Reply)
wouldn't everything be better without tangles?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:21, Reply)
not for you, you barely notice him

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:39, Reply)
he's been working his arse off to get himself noticed recently though

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:46, Reply)
This Kendrick Lamar fellow is quite good
the bass on my headphones is all wobbly. I can't understand a word he's saying though.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:32, Reply)
He's probably speaking ebonics.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:42, Reply)
What, like the place where you buy washing machines?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:46, Reply)
Cristal and Cohibas are old news.
Hip hop stars are all about white goods as status symbols, these days.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:02, Reply)
Ice Cube Tray

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:04, Reply)
LL Cool Fridge

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:13, Reply)
Dr tumble 'Dre' er.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:00, Reply)
Eminelectrolux

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:58, Reply)
he's no Lemar

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:46, Reply)
He's no Limahl either

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:47, Reply)
i don't think he's a lemur either

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
probably doesn't come up to the standards of Mark Lamarr either

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:20, Reply)
Im quite enjoying Cardi B at the minute. It's well gangsta for me.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:03, Reply)