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since my step-dad's on his last legs, I asked my mum what she'd prefer if she got infirm
"do what you promised and hold a pillow over my face" was her stern and serious reply.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, Reply)
WhenI was a kid, and my nan ever pissed off my mum
She'd say "If I ever get like that, shoot me." Just sayin'
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:00, Reply)
I only found out recently that my great-grandmother died when I was 10
I never met her or even knew of her existence, because she was locked up in a home for the terminally loopy.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:02, Reply)
I'm really glad we decided to discuss this
It's not depressing at all
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, Reply)
the old bat used to go to estate agents pretending to be a millionairess
just to snoop around other people's homes.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:10, Reply)
Shame she didn't have a bit more cash
then she'd have been "eccentric"
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 12:32, Reply)

terminally snooker
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, Reply)
and just like that, I'm back in the game
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:05, Reply)
Mind you, imagine spending the rest of your days with elderly John Virgo and Jim Davidson

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:06, Reply)
i dunno, john virgo could do trick shots with his walking stick.
and jim davidson would probably get abused by his carers.

it'd be a right laugh
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:37, Reply)
Why hasn't someone slipped in something about going for your nan's pink
but ending up sinking the brown and bouncing off the cushion?

Are we losing our touch?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:13, Reply)