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You could always help him, you murderer!
OG GANGSTA

I'd like to retire in a bungalow by the sea.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:50, Reply)
Don't know about Poland
but over here you're not allowed to help. Health & Saftey gone mad, etc
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:55, Reply)
I think they're fair game once you get the crates off the street.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:56, Reply)
I'd be willing to bet that once they get to your front door, you can do what you like
but really, a Tesco representative would be better placed to answer this
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:59, Reply)
hi I represent Tesco, how can I help?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:06, Reply)
Would you like to get a coffee sometime?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:09, Reply)
my mum says I'm not allowed to date customers

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:13, Reply)
what about if it's purely sexual?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:40, Reply)
well I suppose as long as there is no coffee or anything else involved, that would be ok

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:44, Reply)
aren't you? how silly
the steps to my front door are quite treacherous but by the time i know they're here, all the crates have been brought up so i've never offered to help.
also, i'm a bastard
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:59, Reply)
I offered to help when I lived in a third floor flat
but they always said that I'm not allowed. Maybe I looked like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:00, Reply)
you still do a bit

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:03, Reply)
oh no doubt

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:08, Reply)
you look like Peppa Pig's dad tbh

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:08, Reply)
fuck you

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:09, Reply)
the voice actor for peppa pig's dad
is the guy who gets force-fed an egg in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:15, Reply)

Peppa Windy
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:14, Reply)

pig's dad miller
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:37, Reply)
Does that mean by extension he also looks a bit like Dr Marvin Monroe?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
Well at least that must save money on father's day cards

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:05, Reply)
i was born in a bungalow by the sea
am i living my life backwards?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:55, Reply)
Benjamin buttolith
Loll, butt
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:58, Reply)

am i living my life backwards? spongebob square pants!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:59, Reply)
so it's come to this...
i'm clicking like on a monster munch post

truly all hope is lost
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:00, Reply)
If it's any consolation,
you made me think of the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants, so I'm certainly suffering the most horrendous ear-worm.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:03, Reply)
i'm surprised/disappointed that nobody tried to do the second line

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:41, Reply)
So you're wanting to end your life on a shitty council estate?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:18, Reply)
not wanting, just seems inevitable

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:37, Reply)