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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Lying in bed one Saturday morning,
feeling somewhat worse for wear after a particularly heavy night's drinking, I went for a lazy scratch of my nether regions. I was horrified to discover a growth on my scrotum. All sorts of terrible thoughts went through my head... thoughts which soon dissipated when I discovered that the "growth" was a fried egg sweet from a pack of Haribo Starmix which had somehow adhered itself to my ballbag. 
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:06, closed)
Did you eat it?

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)
Waste not want not...

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:16, closed)
This, naturally, was my question too.

(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:27, closed)
This actually made me do a lol.
Well played, new person.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:30, closed)
Kids and grown-ups love it so

(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:18, closed)
...and there ends the case for the defence, Your Honour.

(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 15:44, closed)
If this had been a tangfastic it would be the most arousing story ever posted on qftw.

(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 16:00, closed)
So near,
And yet so far.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 19:32, closed)
Dairylea is considered to be the more traditional bait

(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:58, closed)
This made me larf...
...so gets a [click].
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:17, closed)

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