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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I was pulled up a set of lights.
Two lanes, just me in one, the other empty. A kid started crossing from my side of the road, the lights were still red but about to change. The kid was still infront of my car when the lights went to orange, I checked the mirror and there was a car in the othe lane doing about 50. In about 2 seconds the kid was going clear my car just in time to get wiped out by this speeding fuck.
I lent on the horn, the kid jumped out of his skin, but that pause was long enough for the other car to pass by harmlessly. The lucky bastard looked at me, confused and then angry before mouthing F U C K Y O U and carried on his way.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:17, closed)
So you mowed him down and pissed on his corpse.
I love a happy ending.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:15, closed)

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