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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Last year, we bought our Christmas tree too early
And all of the needles dropped by the 20th.

I didn't want the family to be let down, so I spent the whole day glueing them back into place. It looked OK.

That was a releaf.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:43, closed)
FUCK ...
OOOOFFFFF!
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:08, closed)
How shall I fuck off, O Lord?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:28, closed)
I pine for the days
when we didn't have to resort to these.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:28, closed)
should that not be a
reneedle?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:49, closed)
You're probably right, but it made it work better
(for a given value of better)
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:28, closed)

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