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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Booze and cycling lead to re-dumping
This is slightly off topic... I'll keep it short and sweet.

I had been at a mate's leaving do in town and had probably drunk around 8 pints. logically therefore a relaxing cycle home was clearly a great idea. Needless to say I fell off my bike and smashed my elbow up.

Being significantly more than half cut, I decided to get back on my bike again and promptly hit another kerb and scraped half my face off. Still miles away from home I had to keep cycling. So drunk was I that I thought I'd ring my girlfriend for some sympathy (at about 2am, on a school night)...whilst cycling.

The conversation was brief and shouty, I'd completely forgotten she'd dumped me the week before. I think I fell off again shortly after. We didn't speak again.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:55, closed)
Hilarious
and stupid
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)
That reminds me ...
... i used to cycle, but I don't think I have ever told my lady-friend quite how close to a very nasty accident I have been (e.g. fallen off bike while on pavement into road in front of bus).

I have been berated the next day, 'don't ever call me again when you're drunk'. I cleverly managed to stop the truthful reply of 'did I? I don't remember' emerging and just mumbled an apology.

Never again.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:59, closed)
that reminds me too
of a time in Goa a few years back, I think about 7 of us decided to cycle home after a long drinking sesh. we all got on our bikes side by side, set off all wibbly wobbly and did a spectacular mangle almost instantly. We all laughed but it hurt a bit.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:25, closed)

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