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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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lost it all
I moved from the US to Paris with no job just to be together with my girlfriend of 4 years who had gotten a year long job there. After a few months I ran out of money, and not having found anything to for work do as a non-French speaker, I moved back to the US and tried to start over, depressed, jobless, having sold my car and left my apartment before the trip, but at least I had the thought of carrying on for her to keep me going. Then she started seeing a Parisian guy and broke up with me.

I was so devastated at this point that I couldn't do anything- I stopped exercising, eating, going outside, had to rally all my strength to keep applying for work at all. I mostly just lay in bed, not even getting up to clean my place or go to the bathroom.

One day I woke up after not leaving the bed for some time, my bladder woefully engorged, and due to my morning tumescence and my position of repose, I actually ended up accidentally pissing into my own mouth.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 5:14, closed)
Oh, well played.

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:04, closed)
Superb.

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:21, closed)
A click for you, my dear Fuckclunge

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:38, closed)
Back of the net!
net throat
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:49, closed)
*click*

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:34, closed)
brilliant

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:37, closed)
You are Bear Grylls
AICMFP
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:33, closed)
Tish
You lived in Paris for several months and didn't bother learning French ? You lazy fuck.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:55, closed)
*le belm*

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:15, closed)
Allez pousser un stylo bille en bas de votre coq vous putain nigaud.

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:36, closed)
I think I speak for the class here when I say 'you fucking idiot'.

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:31, closed)
This was among my first thoughts,
until I made the terrible mistake of reading to the end.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:33, closed)
THAT'S THE WAY THE CROISSANT CRUMBLES!

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:33, closed)
Now this is AWESOME!!!

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:31, closed)

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