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NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 21: WANKING SPECIAL

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This Week:
- THOMAS THE WANK ENGINE
- WIPING UP JIZZ GAME
- ANANOVA IMAGE CHALLENGE

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B3ta email 21 - 07 DEC 2001 - "We're saving the web"
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: THOMAS THE WANK ENGINE
  The sad truth behind the happy facade.

  Thomas the Tank Engine was created 50 years ago
  by the Rev. W. Awdry for his son Christopher.

  Joel Veitch of Rathergood has always suspected
  that there was something far more sinister
  going on.

  "I have always thought", says Joel, "that
  Thomas pretended to be much nicer than he
  really was."

  "So I installed hidden spy camera so that the
  public could learn the horrid truth."

  Watch the horrific results:
http://www.rathergood.com/thomas/

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Elephants masturbate by rubbing themselves
against nearby rocks.
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
  Results - winner - new challenge.

  Each week we run a competition to test your
  creative skills. We find an image, and you
  expand our minds by buggering it up.

  Last week was a finger crab:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/crab/

  The winner? Stuart Payne's "Walking with
  Dinosaurs" inspired "Crabosaurus".
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/crabosaurus/

  This weeks challenge? The Ananova website.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/ananova/

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Some dolphins wank by rubbing smaller dolphins.
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: JIZZ MOPPA
  The "wiping up semen game"
  
  Matt Hawkins is 24, lives in New York and
  was formerly a game designer.

  He says, "Mopping up jizz - is the occupation
  I thought I might have had to do."

  "The game came from frustration. I felt
  I could do a better game on my own - than
  with the army of talentless programmers
  I was forced to deal with."

http://www.firecrotch.com/jm.html

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Bonobos monkeys are filthy - they not only
masturbate but enjoy cunnilingus, fellatio,
bisexuality, body-licking, and group sex.
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: B3TA INTERVIEWS DAVE GORMAN
  The comedian who found 54 other Dave Gormans.

  This week was fun. We thought we'd try
  something new. We asked the B3ta message board
  what they'd like to ask Dave Gorman.

  We learnt lots of new stuff about Dave
  including the fact that he'd found, "lots of
  animals called Dave Gorman. 3 dogs, 2 cats
  and many, many goldfish."

http://b3ta.com/people/davegorman/


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Red deer's antlers are erogenous zones. They can
achieve ejaculation by rubbing them on a bush.
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: SITES IN BRIEF
  Good stuff that we're too lazy to write about.

  Fun level based laser game:
http://www.input-entertainment.de/laser/

  Silly "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" parody:
http://tommymackay.tripod.com/million.htm

  Look! Make a monkey dance with your mouse:
http://members.tripod.co.uk/thedancingmonkey/dance2.html


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And finally.... Some cats engage in autofellatio.
Why? Because they can.
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http://b3ta.com/board/

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