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NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 18: SWEARING SPECIAL

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This Week:
- Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
- Top 10 Swearing Sites
- Harold Shipman Image Challenge

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B3ta email 18 - 16 NOV 2001 - "We're saving the web"
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: BUFFY'S SWEARING KEYBOARD
  A significant advance in swearing technology.

  We've been hard at work in B3ta towers - 
  we've been swearing. 

  We decided to build on the work developed by
  Joel Veitch from rathergood.com - and invite
  him in to help us build "Buffy's Swearing
  Keyboard."

  "It was quite a challenge", says Joel, "to
  find 26 different swear words for Buffy
  to say."
  
  Go on - turn up your sound.
http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/


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: TOP FIVE SWEARING SITES
  As voted by ... us.

  5 ... THE SWEENEY SWEAR LIST

  The Sweeney was a gritty UK police drama that
  introduced such catch phrases to the English
  language as "Get your trousers on  - you're
  nicked."

  Despite it's tough reputation the language
  in the show was quite tame - a few "bastards"
  and that's your lot.

http://www.thesweeney.com/swearing.htm


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Do not say "Elif air ab tizak" to an Arab - it
means "A thousand dicks in your ass."
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  4 ... SWEARING NORSE WARRIORS ANIMATION

  Does Joel Veitch's genius for swearing
  never end? Imagine a Viking trying to
  buy & kebab and swearing a lot. Hey!
  You don't have to - because Joel has
  built it for you.

http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/val_halal.swf


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"Arse" was first said on the radio in 1936
- whilst we had to wait until 1965 for "Fuck"
 on TV.
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  3 ... FUCK SHIT CUNT PISS!

  Horribly offensive insane musical genius.
  It swears. And it swears a lot.

http://foxrocks.com/twisted/123456789fuckshitpiss.swf


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Oxford English Dictionary dates the word "cunt"
to 1230.
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  2 ... ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TOURETTE'S
http://www.tourettes.co.uk


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Leeds students hacked the first talking bus
stop. They made it say, "Fuck off and walk you
lazy bastards."
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  1 ... JOHN'S NOT MAD TRIBUTE PAGE

  Log is a 27 year old publican from Nottingham.

  He once watched a TV program on a boy with
  Tourette's and was compelled to make a site
  listing every single swear in it.

  "John's Not Mad was remarkable", he says, 
  "it seemed that everyone in the school had
  watched QED that night. Even the retards
  and the bullies watched it, and the next
  day at school was verbal chaos."

  "It was a dewy dawn chorus of cuntfuck
  and slutprick."

http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/joeydeacon/johnsnotmad/


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"Fuck" isn't an acronym for "Fornication Under
Consent of the King", it's origin is unknown.
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
  Results - winner - new challenge.

  Each week we run a competition to test your
  creative skills. We find an image, and you
  make our brain explode by mucking it up.

  Last week was Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
http://b3ta.com/challenge/llb/

  The winner? Dave Palmers' "Christina"
http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/Laurence%20Aguillera-Bowen.jpg

  This weeks challenge? : Dr. Harold Shipman
http://b3ta.com/challenge/haroldshipman/


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