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This is a link post A woolly mountain tapir and his "situation" I made this!
On World Tapir Day (27 April) I did me a tapir story.



Takes about 20 minutes to read, less if you read fast, more if your read slow.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post 10 years (and errr 1 week) since this was put on
10 years eh! bonkers.
and its Glass Cocked 8 times! clearly a record
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post and yet it's timeless

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Mission Accomplished
As I can see from perusing the board Mokum has entirely ceased posting weird mental anguish stuff.
My Mother of All Love Bombs has been entirely successful.
Rejoice, rejoice.
Next week: MC5 videos versus Kim Jong-un.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Next you'll be entertaining a dialogue with ISIS.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be entertaining them
with a massive bombardment of Grateful Dead sound-board tapes. In line with Corbynist policy, natch.
Look- it's worked with Mokum. I haven't seen a single post from him all day.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're not joking, he's got you on ignore
You clearly triggered him
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ZOMG!
I must post masses more French 1960s pop. It's the only language this kind of bastard understands. Except possibly Dutch. And German. And Afrikaans.
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This is a link post GERMANY: 40% of Under 5's now of a 'MIGRANT BACKGROUND'. The Islamic takeover is REAL and happening RIGHT NOW!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:21, Reply)
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(((triggered!!!!)))
Ahh poor snowflake!!!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You flatter yourself.
You couldn't trigger a mousetrap with your witless bollocks.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
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Why don't you just delete the thread - like you do when you are getting owned.
You pathetic snowflake!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate. You're really owning /links.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:48, Reply)
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Seems so yes and really getting under your thin skin.
Why don't you just fuck off?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate. I'm literally in tears. You win.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:59, Reply)
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Great!! Going to the London bash btw? Would LOVE to meet you...
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if we go for that curry afterwards.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:16, Reply)
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"I understand what you're doing, I've been tempted myself but eschew confontation like a pussy.
I just don't get why people continue to engage with these obviously antagonistic cunts instead of leaving their threads strewn with nothing but tumbleweed. This place could be improved 90% with the deaths of 2 posters imo, but death-camps aren't really my style.
Oh, and the being a pussy thing, that's why I'm not posting this publicly. That and a vain attempt not to encourage the cunts."

I think the person that messaged me agrees with me ;)
And yes they were talking about you.

Thanks for the support and the likes guys.
Bullying the bullies is so much fun!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt Cunt

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you gargle on some bleach
You racist homophobic cuntbucket
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
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*cough* parody *cough*
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post For Mokum.
Do it.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post non non non
If my francais amour isn't working - let's go Belgium!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5BEu2xMyXk
Il faire rein, les mec.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:02, Reply)
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Ils font rien, les mecs.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post is that in fucking occitan?
medieval cunt.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:09, Reply)
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(((triggered!!!!)))
Ahh poor snowflake!!!
Sorry I do not like your faggot music.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is it sarcastic humour your repeatedly saying that
or are you being serious?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The former one.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? Needs work then

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 20:11, Reply)
This is a link post For FBK and Mokum

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post lol all over that
edit: I'f I'd just had half my leg cut off, I'd be hopping mad about that video.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry to interrupt FBK's well deserved love-in
But there are other wounded ones on B3ta.
Part three of Operation Heal Mokum Les Fleur de Pavot.
I don't why, but I'm convinced French pop is the answer. Sous les pave la plage!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post When a liberal says that they're "gender fluid" and they frequently change their gender identity every couple of days, but then they proceed to say that gender itself is nothing more than a social construct.
MrMann - this is your sort of thing right?

Was the pic too big?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cunt

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you're confusing this site with somewhere else I think

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright you edgy 12 year old.
Fuck back to the Chan or Reddit. Cretin. MODS!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
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Ahh poor snowflake!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
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This is a normal post R U OK HUN?

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you got rid of your colossally racist sig
So now it looks like you don't even have the courage to see whatever plan you have through.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:12, Reply)
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Nah I did to trigger anne coulter who has been triggered and messaging me to please stop!!! LOLS
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:40, Reply)
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Going to the London bash btw:?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What's so wrong with being liberal?
You act the cunt, but I doubt your sincerity
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:19, Reply)
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Just fitting in round here ;)Bullying the bullies is so much fucking fun ;)
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do fuck off.
Tedious, chippolata-cocked, wankstain.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is wrong with Social Constructs?
I think you'll find that all Societies are mostly constructed from them. Disliking them doesn't mean you are exempt.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post also if the strawman that has upset Mokum actually exists
their saying "gender itself is nothing more than a social construct" could simply be referring to the rigid form of gender and not the appearance that they currently favour (pointless devils advocate)
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol to mods!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off cunt

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
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(((triggered!!!!))) Ahh poor snowflake!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is still going?
Okay dokey.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:43, Reply)
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Bullying the bullies is so much fun!!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What bullies?
Who is this odd outburst actually aimed at? You don't seem to be targeting anyone?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post 4 days after surgery and for the first time in 27 years no pain I made this!
Feeling great.
No pain what so ever
Today what a great day no pain!!!!!
First time after 27 years of chronic pain I have no pain at all.
Even the surgical pain has gone .Not had any pain killers at all in the last 24hrs
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to hear it!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But do you have any pain?
Glad to hear things going well though!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be a pain but..
...did they lop the correct one off?

Sorry if you've not checked and it's bad news.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post feliz candeleros!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry candles
and a happy new year
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post after checking I can confirm that they have in fact removed the correct leg

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget we had a deal that you would send me your foot.
I will message you my address and pay for shipping obviously.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post due to unforeseen circumstances the offer has been withdrawn

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you get lots of good drugs to ensure a good recovery
be well!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Been over 24 hours since last pain med
May need them as I start working up my strength
But will be more than happy to try and go with out for longer
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post can I have any left over?
just askin'
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you asking for a friend
Or is this plain and simple begging for drugs?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I have this neighbour in constant suffering
she's in her 90s. She also needs a tenner - just until the weekend.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's excellent
No pain after pain is the best. All the bunny sacrificing wasn't in vain!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Now get yourself one if them fancy blade things.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! This is huge. Congratulations!!!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your foot is probably hurting badly
you just can´t feel it. You bastard. You unfeeling bastard.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Portrait really??
Forgives just this once.
Edit...
Good luck, have a 3d printed full prosthesis 😀

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/tOO95Uv
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
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You have to try the thing with the lighter flame and let us know if it's true -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb


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(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to paint it up
so it's a giant CDC.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i luv dis!

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Top news!
:)
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yay to no pain
when do you get an awesome robo foot?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Going to be a long time before I get my robofoot
Of doom
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post remember to include a secret compartment where you can keep sweets and stuff

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and stuff....

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe that you are confusing me with other strange people with foreign ways and habbits
I am glad to say that I am but simple English gentle man going about my business and mayi just remind you that at one point until the last 75 years you would have known your place on the pink map of empire and thus you would duelley refrain from talking to me or bothering my in my daily endeavours.






No .....
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post duly. duly refrained.
Just because you've only got one leg you do not get a fucking spelling pass.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh get you with strong words and hard line approach.





Go one tell me more
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post are you *absolutely* sure you're not still on pain relief?

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post and to what point are implying the use of massive drugs

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3db4dK2o4s
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you feel this good after having one leg sawn off...
...you'll feel doubly wonderful if you have the other one off too!!!!!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats great news.
But when do you get your bionic replacement?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see its gone well and no more pain for you.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Cheering up mental mokum part 2
Here's some classic French psyche pop by Gregory - LSD and Systeme D
You can't feel hate in your heart when you're dancing like A Bande Apart to this number. Allez les jeune!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Bernard Corbyn 'What Was Done' I made this!
Bonnie Prince Bob reflects on the political history that led to the appointment of England's greatest ever Prime Minister
'Jeremy Corbyn'
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine this is going to be even funnier
after 8th June. Just think: Tory MPs in Scotland again! wow.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
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Apparently some people are saying Corbyn supporters are delusional. Can't see it myself.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You never see him and Albert Steptoe in the same room.

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Steptoe isn't Corbyn.
Steptoe has taken to the drag scene and has a long-running part on Eastenders.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Illegal military action on the sovereign state of Iraq"
*Guffaws*
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rapacious psychotic narcissist"
sounds about right

£ducation £ducation £ducation

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This is a normal post intoxicated by the exuberance of his own verbosity

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This is a normal post Masterpiece
*clicks*
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post The Prodigal Para
My mate has just gone an written his first book about his Afghan adventures in the Paras. It's not published yet but he is serializing it on his Facebook page - a bit like Jackanory for adults. Check it out if you think you might be interested. Also it's my candleday.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You could have candles if you bought an icon you fucking tramp

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Cheapskate

PS friend on facebook was army captain

Will post for you
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
My mate will appreciate it. Cheers.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to buy an icon.
Didn't know how to. If someone could point me in the direction of the buy an icon button I'd appreciate it.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Here ya go....
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
That's me fully signed up.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry went a bit Mokum there

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't convinced
Needed a lot more comedy racism.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "comedy"

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 years on here and you never looked into it?
Worse than a pantomime villain. Boo! Hiss!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post I met this band a few weeks ago - very commercial sound and maybe worth a listen I made this!
this a link to my interview with them.

if you like Paramore, Biffy Clyro, commercial rock
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like you Col
but "hardest working band" is a terrible overused phrase.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that's wordpress being a dick. I changed the title but it persists in meta information

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Sozzers for 2 in a row but......

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post loving the wavy effect at 1:23

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post YOU FUCKING JUICE

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Alike
Another beautifully made animated short
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:09, Reply)
This is a link post WeyHey! It's my candel day.
I see the Afghan war is over - Let the rebuilding begin.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post CANKLES!!! MEGA CGJBKDSAF;LF'KWGV;EGNEG

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Benson
"Come potete considerare frocio uno che è stato con 15.000 donne?"

"How can you consider gay a man who fucked 15.000 Women?"
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I luigi built this bridge
do they call me luigi the bridge builder?
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Above anything else the only thing that annoys me about this
Is that haircut. Retarded.

Good on her in other regards
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Food blogger" is not a job

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 9:57, Reply)
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HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!*!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post =D

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This person ties me in all sorts of knots.
On the one hand, seems like a good, heart-in-the-right place person, and showed genuine talent with her 60p food blog or whatever it was.

On the other, represents quite a lot of what I think is fucking dreadful about the modern world, not least vague wishy-washy left wing ideas, NHS cultism, and gender-fluidity-as-fashion-accessory.

(No, I don't know why I have shown they the respect of not misgendering them.)
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post just wondering, see
In 1982 there was a film called The Keep with Ian Mckellan, that Irish bloke and David Caradyn and I don't know how to spell Carodyn. Was it Gabriel Byrn? Yes, yes I think it was.

Anyway, in this film a bunch of Nazis take over an ancient Romanian keep and unleash a horrific entity from inside. But all is not as it seems and after a while of this hideous being dismembering a whole bunch of Nazi soldiers it comes to the rescue of a young girl. And you be all like "wow, the creature is not 100% bad. Oh god, I'm confused!"

So it's a complex film even though some critics called it a mess. But I really enjoyed it and it has a really cool soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.

And the Director?

Mr Mann
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Not 100% bad"
Must. Try. Harder.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:00, Reply)
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Fuck off back to stormfront.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post More to the point
The reason she was short of dosh was that she gave up a perfectly good job in order to have a kid on her own. She wasn't a single parent by force of circumstance, she fucking chose it. And then moaned because the rest of us didn't want to pay to keep her in the lap of fucking luxury.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well ... ahhh .... that´s a point of view I suppose
but I think there is more nuance to it than that.

I like her. She has done a lot to help people make good, healthy food on a low budget. She does seem to have a sense of humour.

I remember her getting a gig with Sainsbury´s and then giving the money to charity because she didn´t need it so she isn´t a hypocrite, whatever her ills.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt
she's actually changed any diets at all. The people she needs to be talking to are somewhat unlikely to read Sainsburys magazine.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 13:41, Reply)
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I've seen photos of her looking well fit. What I don't understand is how come she's got a kid when she's a lezzer.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbian do have reproductive organs you know
Until early June at least.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That basters not just for turkeys

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be
Would have been funnier if she´d had a column in The Sun ´spose
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she's righteous enough to say no.
you should read My Name is Legion by AN Wilson to see how Fleet Street corrupts.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2004/apr/03/featuresreviews.guardianreview8
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
is now on my list
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Alien cuckoo clock

(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the most awkward boner.
Arf!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 8:36, Reply)

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