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This is a link post 'Broken men filled with shrapnel and guilt'
I know this will annoy some who are totally over trump-related posts but this speech from Arnie is even better than previous movie speeches such as this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRgT6nLKPo
worth noting that Arnie's own dad fought in the Wehrmacht and was an SA member before the anschluss.
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This is a normal post I was surprised by that. It was good but...
The opening line irked me. He says there are not two sides to bigotry or hatred. I think there are plenty of different sides to hatred. The motives behind Barcelona, or whichever European city, take your pick, are somewhat different to those behind Charlottesville.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think point is
that *opposing* bigotry and hatred - whether Nazi or Jihadist - is not just a 'different side' as Trump tried to claim.
Bigots and haters be bigots and haters whether they have bushy beards or stupid faschi haircuts. I'd include extreme animal rights in the haters so let's add in stupid whiteboy dreads to the haircuts of hatred mix.*
*also I fucking hate stupid whiteboy dreads.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Whiteboy dreads are cultural appropriation?

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This is a normal post Black men who see my peen always accuse me of cultural appropriation

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This is a normal post congratualtions on the most inappropriate response possible.
I kinda feel I'm hostage to fortune now.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Missfortune is in Wales`
How is it inappropriate? Wasn't cultural appropriation being discussed?

I'm sorry, Mr. Vienna Sausage.
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This is a normal post That's what I was hoping for. {:->

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This is a normal post You have syphilis?

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b3ta.com/links/1454001
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This is a normal post Probably
But they are right up there with bow ties and hipster beards in my pantheon of dislike.
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This is a normal post I'm sure you're right.
I should probably shut up, lest some moron accuses me of defending the Trumpcunt. I just think there is hate everywhere and Arnie has rather oversimplified it. Foutrteen policemen were shot, five died, last year at a BLM demo. The shooter made his motives very clear on social media beforehand. Some small time Republicans were shot while playing baseball by a 'left wing activist' more recently. It's not just these Nazi flag wavers that are the problem. The problem is legion.
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This is a normal post The police seem to be shooting rather more blacks
even unarmed ones. even lying on the ground trying to surrender ones. 135 blacks have been killed by police in the uS this year, while 253 whites have been killed. Blacks make up 13 per cent of the population.
Possible reasons for this outcome@ blacks are always shooting police - nope. Only 80 police have died in line of duty this years.
Police are racist?
edit: but this is simple - his speech was in response to Trump. Nazis are bad m'kay?
edit edit: of the 80 dead cops 28 died by gunfire. 'Officer down' (my source) includes K9 Chris K9 Dingo K9 Kyro, K8 Rico and K9 Rooster in the total.
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This is a normal post I've done this US cops being trigger happy on here before.
IMHO it simply boils down to this: whatever your skin colour, if you resist arrest or are obstructive or uncooperative or frankly just a bit rude to the police in the USA, there is a very real possibility of death. End of.
Also Diana died because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. There were other contributing factors, but ultimately if she'd had the common sense to wear a fucking seat belt she'd not have died. End of.
Wish You Were Here is better than Darkside. End of.
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This is a normal post You're dead right about
Diana and Wish you were here.
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This is a normal post So in the "land of the free",
it is accepted that being a bit rude carries a risk of summary execution.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post People tend to be more polite that way.

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This is a normal post \o/
That's the most I've ever heard him speak.
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This is a normal post Not all that impressive given all the cuts that there were in that.

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This is a normal post No, this is great stuff.
It's important that those with lived experience of this shit make their voices heard, and I thought this was an eloquent and strong message to send.
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This is a normal post This is a man who is in favour of the death penalty. Men died on 'his watch'.
"... all human beings have equal value..."

Just sayin' like.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Despite disagreeing with the death penalty
I don't see any moral or philosophical contradiction in being anti-nazi and pro-death penalty.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:21, Reply)
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Then I assume you will never utter the words "... all human beings have equal value..."
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This is a normal post It still is not a contradiction
Holding an individual accountable for their actions is not the same as condemning them for their colour or religion. To take your argumement reductio ad absurdum if all humans are of equal value none should be punished for their actions. You are conflating individual human value with humans with free will accountable for actions. And wrongly so.
Next!
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This is a normal post Tell me, were you ever sent out of class
for sticking pencils in your nostrils and barking like a seal?
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This is a normal post Listen, I don't want to be part of your twisted fantasies.
And no, I will not dress up like a seal.
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This is a normal post I don't have access to youtube: why were the broken men willed with shrapnel and quilt?

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This is a normal post If you're not kidding
because they were on the losing side of ww2.
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This is a normal post Oh, Guilt, not Quilt

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This is a normal post If you'd like to paddle back off to the shallow end for a while
the grown ups will play with you later.
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This is a normal post Please, don't put your tongue in Mr. Poopie tonight!

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This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/1454014

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This is a normal post Arnold Schwarzenegger has the moral and intellectual high ground over the leader of the Western World.
Reality is a fever dream.
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This is a normal post Yeah ok....
This from the Austrian who has worn a Nazi Totenkopf belt buckle and Ring for years.
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This is a normal post pics or it didn't happen
Also, I pointed out his dad *was* a nazi who joined the party, and indeed the SA pre-Anschluss. If you seriously think Arnie is a Nazi, you better prove it.
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This is a link post Not Bruce Forsyth
Watching the KISS/Scooby Doo movie with the wee'ns. It's fantastic.
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This is a link post Sebadoh show tape '91 NSFW
"Driving dozens of college-aged lemmings off the cliff of limited imagination.
Smashing there soft skulls on the jagged boulders of our bitter sarcasm,
Three assholes, SEBADOH!"

GC be damned...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw Sebadoh back in the day at the Bristol Beirkellar (went to see Bis, who were supporting)
Even now, decades later, Sebadoh still stick in my mind as one of the DULLEST bands I've ever seen. And played for FOREVER...unremittingly awful.
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This is a normal post Never saw them live.
I'd bet a Bon Iver show is worse.
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This is a normal post Actually, that made me think of terrible bands I've seen.....
Also at the Beirkellar, just when they were starting out, The Stone Roses:
Ian Brown consistently flat for the entire gig, the entire audience wincing every time he opened his mouth.
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This is a link post Sad but accurate I made this!

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This is a link post RIP Sir Brucey
Gone to soon, fuck you 2017, etc...

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This is a normal post
and on the conveyor belt tonight we have.....
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This is a normal post If Mary Berry disappears now, his secret will be revealed.

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b3ta.com/board/11235370
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This is a normal post Bollocks, serves me right for being in /links.

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This is a normal post Yes, and he really WOULD have a soggy bottom Ha Ha Ha

No seriously...upon death, every muscle in the human body ceases to receive energy in the form of ATP. As a result, the bowels will relax and a bowel movement can occur and any urine in the bladder is no longer held back so: a common way to check someone has died and that the death rattle was not in fact a breath, is to check under their hips. Folks who have been expected to die or are in a position of comfort will usually be on their backs. Hence, soggy bottom. A HA HA HA HA.
anthea, anthea, bubububub anthea! anthea!! Hello, love! come over here,. Oh I can't sing and I can't dance and i can't do anything else as well. Never mind, have some cunt from the audience . Hello Cunt from the audience, make a fool of yourself.

Edit it together, - I'm getting buried
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This is a normal post You sound more wasted than me {8-p

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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, you smooth talking fucker.
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This is a normal post Pat around their crotch to see if they've pissed themself on death..
...but if they're alive they'll probably be cross you're feeling them up, so that also works as a good check.
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This is a normal post Won't hold up in court.

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This is a normal post I can vouch for that.

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This is a normal post The 89 club claims another victim

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arf
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This is a normal post He was a Grade-A Thundercunt, apparently.

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This is a normal post stop the clock

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This is a normal post Ha.

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This is a link post Street reporter self destructs on camera

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This is a normal post Could not even watch all of that. Uncomfortable, to say the least.

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This is a normal post No lube?

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This is a normal post I can sleep well tonight knowing the world is filled with such brilliant, yet absurd minds.

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This is a normal post Haha!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Too busy thinking about shoes
AMIRITE LADIES???

You as well Tabs
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bird Friday
Rock out with your Cockatoo out.
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This is a normal post Acceptably silly.

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This is a link post Chinese Man - Liar NSFW

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This is a normal post RIAR!

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This is a normal post Beautiful in its simplicity

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This is a normal post RYRICIST!

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This is a normal post Lis?

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This is a normal post Well quite...

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This is a link post Public Service Alert
'Two gentlemanly pigeons sit next to the fountain at Saint-Louis Square in Montreal'
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This is a normal post Lovely

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This is a link post President Trump and Swastika Golf Balls!
Simon Brodkin (Lee Nelson) set up a major prank for Donald Trump when he came to Scotland during his presidential campaign!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "Comedian" Simon Brodkin
I tried to watch a Lee Nelson tv show once. It was almost as embarrassing as this attempt. I don't think comedy is his thing,
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta agree that the Lee Nelson character & TV show wasn't my cup of tea...
...but as a comedian, his ability to ad-lib (both joke-wise and for hecklers) is up there with some of the best I've seen.
[insert love for Michael McIntyre here]

I'm off to see Neil Hamburger in London next Friday and I can't FUCKING WAIT. It's been 3-4 long years since he was last over here.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Neil Hamburger is ace

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This is a normal post Generally not a fan, but that's some brass balls

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post brass balls with nazi symbolism painted on them.
If only they were grenades instead.
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This is a normal post This one from the archives takes some beating:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKfEtYYqSl4
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty well planned and executed I have to say
also avoided getting shot
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This is a normal post He's no funny man charlie.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Does not merit 13 minutes.
Three minutes would have been more than adequate. He has a nice house.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Tina Fey eating cake and saying some good stuff

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Lemon cake!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish USAers would change the record
A Noo Yaahka came over to work here this week. Sitting alone staring at his phone in a break he exclaims "Oh yeaaAAAA!" and walked to the nearest person - me checking some stuff. "Did you win the lottery?" I asked. "No... much, much better..." and describes some Trump/republican tussle in the news. Enough.
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Hmm, new to the job, sitting alone at breaktime? Maybe he was just lonely and wanted to strike up a conversation with someone?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A fair appraisal
and I played along. I like his sense of humour.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:23, Reply)
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humor. He's a yank.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Curse you
Now I want cake
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:31, Reply)
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Man, I hate these type of fucking shows, especially the American ones. Unfunny fuckwits doing fuck all of ANY importance whatsoever.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "doing fuck all of ANY importance whatsoever"
...that's arguably ALL of tv, isn't it?
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This is a normal post No

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This is a normal post Oh, ok. Sozzers.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 12:03, Reply)
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tv

human endeavour.
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This is a normal post I don't know. Putting a cat in a shark costume on a Roomba wasn't without significance
.
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This is a normal post What aeons of evolution was leading up to.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a lovely BBC4 doc about type faces recently
Gill and Johnson. Very interesting.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "type faces" *ROLLS EYES DRAMATICALLY*
/Still not Prufrock
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw that too.
Never knew that Eric Gill was such a pervert.
Not only fucked his kids but also his dog.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't get past the hooting and the howling.

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This is a link post FIRE!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD80omqj2f4&spfreload=10
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Too
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This is a normal post You have burned so very brightly!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 3:16, Reply)
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many
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This is a normal post Yikes!
Happy flames.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 6:57, Reply)
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people
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles to you daddio

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to
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Happy candles!!!!!!
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reply
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This is a normal post what the dickens? 15 years?!
well done for not dying or flouncing in that time young man!
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This is a normal post Or did he? Dun Dun DERRRRRRRRR

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This is a normal post Me, earlier

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to
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This is a normal post Evil candles!

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individually
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This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!

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but
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This is a normal post Blimey, you firey fucker.

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I'll
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This is a normal post LOOK AT YOU!
LOOK AT YOU!
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give
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This is a normal post Too hot!
happy candles
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it
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This is a normal post 15 big ones!
Will you be sticking it out for another year? (Fnarr fnarr)
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a
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This is a normal post Waxcock inferno!
Congratulations on the 15 years you have whiled away here instead of curing cancer or something :)
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go.
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This is a normal post Is no fire.

Is only bell
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Except
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This is a normal post 15 years old. wow
you can take the b3ta GCSE this year
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now
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This is a normal post You beat me by
7 months. Time flies when you are having fun
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I've
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This is a normal post Hellcandles!

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got
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This is a normal post Conflagurations

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nothing
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This is a normal post IT BURRRRRNRRNNNRNNRNRNRNRNRNRNS
Happy candles
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worth
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This is a normal post WORTH WHAT FOR FUCKS SAKE?

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rambling
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This is a normal post Candles!

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on
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This is a normal post Whoah!

Congrats man. We're all getting old!
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about.
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This is a link post Technical Information for heathens. lol NSFW

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This is a normal post Bum for Jesus!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 3:19, Reply)
This is a link post This radio show is only on for the next hour.
The DJ has the most amazing voice. Marlene Dietrich comes to mind.

stream.franc-lr.fr:8000/radiocampus

It ends at 21:00. Also, I want to marry her voice!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post My tin of new season Surströmming has arrived. I've decided to try it based on this chap's less hysterical review:
(Anyone tried it?)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't look bad.
Good luck.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I would not want that particular tin
it looked bulged out on the top in the first views, that normally is not a good sign for tinned food although for that particular dish it may be normal.

edit : after watching more it seem that is normal. Fuck that.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've nevr tried it,
but if it's anything like pla ra (fermented fish with rice bran) then it smells like the Satan's anus but tastes fantastic.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! Where in the world might one find pla ra?

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This is a normal post Thailand.

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The Klingon Homeworld
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This is a normal post Haha

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This is a normal post You tossed Satan's salade?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We were discussing rank foods in the office today and this stuff was mentioned.
Also is the ying yang fish. Which is basically a deep fried live fish that you eat while it's still moving.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one you have to open outside
With an air rifle?
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This is a normal post Only if you want lead poisoning.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't sound any worse than eating the damn thing

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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/post82235/
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This is a normal post Oh, Christ on a bike.
Mrs Varmint will be well away from the tin opening I have been told in no uncertain terms.
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This is a normal post literally crying with laughter right now!

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This is a normal post ^ this
my sides!
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This is a normal post ^ this much

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This is a normal post Hahaha fuck!

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This is a normal post jesus !
ha ha ha ha literally gagging at that
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This is a normal post I hate when that happens.

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This is a normal post Wow.
Actually shaking with laughter at my desk reading that.
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This is a normal post ^This
Colleagues are asking why I am crying

I'm going to have to tell them someone has died
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This is a normal post Fuck, hah!

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This is a normal post Did you have hair before you opened that tin? Just asking I've heard the smell/stench/odour/fumes can do bad things to people.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke isn't me. Haven't opened the tin yet.
Mrs V has just seen the tin in the fridge and is skirting around it like it was an unexploded bomb. Which it is, I suppose.

I'm sure the smell has limb-rotting potential.
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This is a normal post I spoke to a Norwegian who said

"You get a sudden hit of garbage, which then turns to raw sewage. It's disgusting. So disgusting you need to try it to understand something could taste so bad".
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Looks like he's getting through his bucket list.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
It smells like Satan's ARSE but for some reason it's really quite tasty.
Important to have it with boiled potatoes and flatbread. The potatoes soak up the saltiness.

If you like caviar / kippers it's that sort of intense fishiness. But by god the smell is foul.
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This is a normal post oh yeah and
point the can AWAY from you because it pisses out fishy liquid that will never wash out of your clothes.

Also use disposable plates, forks, etc otherwise your next 3 or 4 meals will have a slightly herringy after taste.
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This is a normal post Three times - did not swallow...
*de-lurks*
1) 10 years ago. Opened it about 3 in the night during a party (it made sense then). Everyone left the room, the party died completely, and finally someone threw it out from 4th floor to the street. Luckily no one got hit/killed by surströmming. We didn't taste it.
2) 5 years ago. Everyone hungover, we threw an opened tin into the room of a friend + his new female acquaintance. He met her when we were out the evening before, and the rest of us were quite envious of him being the one who got the girl. Naturally, we also filled his shoes with pickles. Subsequently, we tasted it - i.e. on the tongue. No one managed to actually swallow a piece.
3) Last year. The tin bulges when you buy it (as the American says, it keeps fermenting). Having had one in my fridge for ~3 years, I noticed additional, suspicious bulging. My girlfriend, not up for decontaminating the entire apartment/burning everything, requested me to throw it out. I did so, but first smashed the tin open on the pavement. Then I put it in the block's common waste container. Thereby ensuring a generous introduction to surströmming whenever my neighbours the following days had to pass that particular 1/4th of the common area.
*re-lurks*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice lurking!
Any particular reason why you might just happen to have tins of the stuff on stand-by for occasional use?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Because I might need it"
Was probably what I thought. It is honestly a fun thing to have (like stink bombs which should also always be kept handy), since it is so horrid. But apparently I am getting old: I am not using my surströmming enough.
I fully support that you have some on the way. In fact, I like the American review above. I believe that if you can shed the horror of the smell, the taste is probably decent. He does a good job showing that.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a really great friend/neighbour to have.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Passive-aggressive
Keeps boredom away. Mostly I am nice and boring - mowed the lawn and cleaned the common shed yesterday.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post CDC News Update - Bing breaks 3PPB Rule!
Proper artwork being used on the Bing Search home page.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Long before the invention of drone-mounted cameras, English Nature as it was,
published a glossy full-page gatefold leaflet espousing the virtues on the clean water and beaches in the South West, and the cover featured an aerial view of a beach with lots of sunbathers. On closer inspection these were naked sunbathers - EN had managed to get an aerial shot of one the only naturist beaches in the area. 50,000 leaflets.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post More logs!
Noting that I'm not the only timber nerd around, you'll love this guy.
He makes sculptural tables out of stumps from the shoreline and does many other logging related stuff. This was my go to channel during a bout of stress and anxiety related insomnia a couple of years ago. I like this as much at PrimTech, and that's saying something.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *logs out*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That answers the question as to how he gets the first flat cut.
Interesting vid.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great channel
You should check some of the others.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post 'Presidente Donaldo' I made this!
It seemed to fit the current presidency so well :P
The 80's animation sequence is from a show called Aubrey.
I just edited the text...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
i lick
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Cancer survivor honored to throw out first pitch at Boston Red Sox Game
Memorable night for all.


(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
But who is this a photo of?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it Moby?

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I searched for "cancer survivor" and this photo came up. Bless him for his strength.

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