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This is a link post A rare sighting of an African wild dog making a hoo call
Daylight owl impersonation
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:35, Reply)
This is a link post Vengeance of the Food

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This is a normal post You assume it's food but it could be her emotional support crustacean.

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This is a link post Damn, stopping a brother cos he's black. He aint guilty, man. Oh wait

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This is a normal post His trousers are like Mary Poppins' bag

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This is a normal post He needs that much meat because he has thin legs
I guess the barbecue is of now, huh.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:13, Reply)
This is a link post I am enjoying ventusky
for groovy weather maps. The wind has calmed down a bit last couple of hours in the massive North Atlantic low.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a cool weather map thing
The UK is a bit boring right now though
EDIT: If Van Gogh did weather maps...
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post October 16th at around 1500hrs is quite lively.

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good. I like the wave mapping.

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This is a normal post Do i get GC points?
http://b3ta.com/links/1409397
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Your weather appears to be very out of date

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
And the comments contain too much stuj
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always on ventusky, it's ace
Got it saved as a speed dial. I find it's good for everything, except thunderstorms, that's when blitzortung comes into it's own

en.blitzortung.org/live_dynamic_maps.php
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm probably misunderstanding
But, has England been connected to France?
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

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This is a link post Is there anything Gemma Collins won't do to get her face in the papers?

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly!

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:05, Reply)
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Mindpiss
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This is a normal post Look her up in the dictionary
youtu.be/eEXdn3evYis?t=28s
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Watching that, she has a bit of Diana Dors about her.
(If you're old enough to remember Diana Dors).
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that James Cordon in drag?

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 19:48, Reply)
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Gemma Collins has called she wants to get "James Corden in drag" removed as a term of reference.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit director
A woman falls down a hole, I know what the viewers want to see, a wide shot from as far away as possible. It's like YouTube videos where people are filming their friend and their friends gets attacked by a chimp and they decide that's the right moment to get a shot of the ground. Poor showing. Well done to Love Island though.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^*definitely* not Dom

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
How can I be Dom when according to his twitter he has gone bowling in Nuneaton today?
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he doesn't do anything rash with that gun.

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You could easily type a quick post in between shots
Worst alibi yet, "Jeffrey"
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the BBC have blocked it on copyright grounds
Or because it is an embarrassment for them to broadcast something with Gemma Collins in it...

You decide
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post The coolest of front seat passangers

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad he kept filming it, carefully ensuring that the dog was in the frame..
..at all times, whilst driving through challenging ice and snow.

That's sensible that is.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Internet video rules over common sense and the lives of living things

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Apropo of nothing

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Space 1999 Documentary
That's Sunday morning sorted
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 9:23, Reply)
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Or you could join the grown ups.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:40, Reply)
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Go and have some coffee Misery Guts
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:22, Reply)
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That made my ironing hour much more tolerable. I was, and still am, upset by Maya's drag-queeny sideburn make-ups. TW: contains a Joan Collins cameo.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 13:03, Reply)
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And a bonus Brian Blessed!
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 4:20, Reply)
This is a link post Just stumbled on to this.
He looks a little like my dentist.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I just found out he was in CAN, and he just died.
I hate finding out about people when they are just departed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3oeboZ7ts
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your dentist is a better singer.

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post he could've done with a dentist!

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This is a normal post Haha
Admittedly, the bass player's hat is silly.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Good ole Holger
Can was one of those rare outfits where every member seemed really cool (and not just by the pool).
I have worked with Damo and he's a true gent as well.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:35, Reply)
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Is it safe?
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This is a link post good forum
I've stumbled upon this site where writers (tv and film I guess) go for research. They ask questions and people answer. From surviving a car crash, to 1950s home prices to what is it like to be hospitalised on morphine, to what its like being mute etc

Lots of weird and interesting stories.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post the NRA, bringing peace and calm to political debate
Not
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Her dead black eyes made me wonder
if anyone had ever made a film in which a human gets given some shark DNA.

Yep...

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post quite
exactly
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a cartoon

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post But...
HOW ARE THEY BREATHING?
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is NOT the time to be bringing peace and calm to the political debate.
Have you no respect?
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 0:56, Reply)
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In which the 'R' stands for 'Russian', presumably..
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post All collusion with Russia is on the Democrat side.
You don't ever have to wonder what Democrats are up to. They announce what they're hiding by projecting it onto Republicans. Reliably. Let this sink in. Democrat voters are the worked up crackpots and Republicans were invented to keep them in check. And it all works very well until it doesn't. Until Republicans become part of the problem they were sent to prevent and to solve. Like the Whigs before them.

And don't be so dismissive to call me Republican. How rude! I don't have a political party and I never will have one.

Would you like a few links that support my points?

Of course not. Actually reading something not spoon-fed by political party and corrupted media is way too much effort. Best to just snipe sanctimoniously with pedagogic axioms.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post “I have all the facts. The best facts. They’re beautiful.”
“Show them to us then?”

*silence*


The accusations aren’t that the Republican Party as a whole colluded with Russia, but that Trump’s presidential campaign did. An important distinction to make.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I can smell the sulfur...
...but where are her red horns and I'm missing some flames in the background.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post The Bayeux Tapestry - all of it, from start to finish
I'd never actually gone through the whole thing rather than just the selected highlights - added commentary and animations which range from amusing to slightly less amusing than the narrator thinks they are but still alright - well worth 20 minutes or so.

And yes, it's done on the restored copy which has funky colours
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post tapestry sex and violence
Excellent
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

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This is a normal post I like this

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 9:59, Reply)
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I thought that if I could get past the guys annoying voice I might enjoy it. Then the 'humour' started. Lasted about 30 seconds. None of which I enjoyed.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bosham????
there is some debate as to whether it's pronounced "Bosh-am" or "Bos-ham".
"Boseham"? WTF?
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Of potential interest to three B3tard types
1. Those interested in matters nautical
2. Those interested in tattoos
3. Those interested in sailors
That should cover all of us one way or another. Let the likes roll in...
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:50, Reply)
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Curse you and your psychological witchery.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post All seems a bit lame
Any for sinking a U-boat? 4 years in a Japanese POW camp?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well submarines traditionally fly a skull and cross bones when they come back from a successful mission
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_the_Jolly_Roger_by_submarines
What with torture, being starved and worked to death, random executions, I don't think there was a big tattoo culture in Japanese PoW camps. But lols, eh?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd be surprised

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What tattoo did they get for being bummed by the entire crew?

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Find a mirror
turn your back to it
look over your right shoulder.
report back.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see anything through all the matted hair :/

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This is a normal post Freddie Mercury obvs

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 5:53, Reply)
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The Jolly Good Rogering
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Sean Hughes' "Under the Radar" podcasts on Soundcloud.

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This is a normal post Cheers
I'm listening to the John Hegley one at the moment.

Meanwhile, "The Grey Area" arrived from eBay this morning.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post As in Meatfucker?

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No - it's a book by Sean Hughes

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely reads

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an enjoyably combative
bit in the Romesh Ranganathan one about the integrity of doing panel shows.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 0:02, Reply)
This is a link post Someone please combine this vid NSFW
With some footage from storage wars.

Imagine finding this after paying $$$$
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post How'd they get into my home office? D:

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This is a link post Das hund I made this!
Another winner/loser making one-man action in his bedroom.
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This is a normal post I like the Jawa fan club in your cupboard.

:)
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post 92,653,766 FALL OUTFITS TO DIE FOR
Marc Rebillet innit!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha quality!

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post thats awesome
I had to play it again at 1.25x speed and the end bit gets fucking hilarious
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post My god
Imagine living downstairs from that...
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What an annoying fucking cunt.
It almost as if he really thinks he is creating something specials

FUCKING CUNT
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 6:43, Reply)
This is a normal post But....but....a loop pedal and moustache....HE HAD A LOOP PEDAL AND MOUSTACHE #uniquetalent #creative
It's fucking unbearable.
I had to quickly skip through. Painful, painful bilge.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post a cry for help

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post This is our world by Steve Cutts

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone see the new iPhone it's well good

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This is a normal post Also by Steve Cutts
Another bites the dust
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh, that was pretty bleak
Made worse by the accuracy!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 16:53, Reply)
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Wonderfully bleak. The music kinda reminds me of Donnie Darko ... off to check sources.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yann tiersen?
Donnie Darko philip glass
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:30, Reply)
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Foolish me - I was thinking of Gary Jules' cover of 'Mad World' from Donnie Darko. Ugh, bedwetter music.
I just checked Yann Tiersen, noticed he did the score for 'Good Bye, Lenin!' which is a fab film.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:33, Reply)
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quite liked that cover, the original not so much
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The original song was featured on the soundtrack for the film "Amélie".
I enjoy the film, but I can see why some people say it's a little twee. The soundtrack is very good either way* and that particular tune is "Comptine d'un Autre Ete - l'Apres-Midi". My own favourite is "La Noyee"

My only complaint about the soundtrack is that it didn't include the catchy tune that the erotic dancer performs to. (Alex Gopher - "The Child")

*Just so long as you like bouncy accordion music.
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This is a normal post oh for goodness sake its not that bad is it?
I'm sure its all just a silly phase humans are going through and will blow over soon. We'll all be back in the pub with a £1.20 pint talking to each other face to face like the good old days in no time.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:06, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCwBkNgPZFQ
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No music credit?

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this, my mother?
I didn't ask to be born!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A shocking indictment of our society
Every single one of those people was taking pictures and videos in portrait mode. A true dystopia.

Actually, in my day it was acid house that was going to destroy society, but we managed to muddle through somehow. Well made vid though.
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly don't get it. Human interaction is exactly the same whatever the medium is.

(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the video for 'Are You Lost In The World' with the start and end cut off, and the music changed.
Here - https://youtu.be/VASywEuqFd8
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
kinda glad the music was changed, though
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Learn to use your Bat'leth...
...like a pro! Qapla'
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 13:11, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ
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Mr Robinson, who runs a DVD review website, had posted a rambling video of himself demonstrating a bizarre device he called a Bat'leth to YouTube shortly before the incident in which he was shot in the leg by police. Sources close to the police have also confirmed that he was arrested before he could fire a shot. Greater Manchester police later tweeted a statement in which they described the suspects conditional as 'stable' and revealed that the 47 year old male had 'regretfully soiled himself' during the arrest. Police are at the hospital hoping to interview him as soon as doctors say he is well enough. However, a source at the hospital later claimed that Robinson was 'sitting up in bed watching the Police Academy DVD boxset and eating ice cream'. The police did not respond to questions on this matter.
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I see what you're doing there.

You're trying to rebrand yourself as Anally Incontinent Dom Robinson from Southport.

I'm sorry but you'll always be Bad Driver Dom Robinson from Southport to me.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:04, Reply)
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Southport Stockport

Southport is an entirely different shit hole altogether.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I concure with Draco, I too have been subjected to Southport, fortunatly it was only a brief visit, but i could feel the cold dead tendrils of appethy and desparation along with a whiff of dispondency slowly trying to enter my soul.
Southport the death you wouldnt even wish upon your worst neighbour
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We had our kickboxing annual course held at Pontins in Southport
I can't imagine the horror your life must be to count that as a holiday destination.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I went out with a girl from Southport
She was stark staring mental
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This is a normal post Living there would drive anyone bandy.

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty simple
THere's London, Edinburgh, Brighton
And shitholes
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
I was in Southport last year, actually.

I developed a penis injury - due to an over-zealous blow job from my girlfriend the night before - so I had to go to A&E.

I quite liked the town although it seemed a bit optimistic to glamorise the coastline as anything other than miles of mud.

I'd prefer Southport to Stockport which I also visited and remember as Mancunian urban sprawl, brightened up only by the possibility that one of the local bad drivers might be Dom.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, you're among b3tans. You don't need to use the cover story you gave the nurses.
Tell us what really happened.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking "vacuum cleaner"

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 18:53, Reply)
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www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sick-brits-travelling-serbia-sex-11360625
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This is a normal post I got a bruise on the penis head on Sunday evening
My girlfriend at the time wasn't a swallower so she had to get my attention by humming and pointing.

I'm working in Southport the next day and sneak into the Prince of Wales hotel loo to find the bruise has burst so I head off at NHS Direct's behest to the Southport and Formby district general hospital.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This raises more questions than it answers.
Was it her humming or pointing that caused the bruise?
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This is a normal post I'll have you know we have several attractions in Stockport of interest to visitors,
including: one of the largest brick-built structures in the world, Stockport Viaduct; an extensive network of tunnels used as air-raid shelters in WWII; and a hat museum.

I've never been down the tunnels or to the hat museum. I go over the viaduct nearly every day...so far resisted the urge to jump off it...
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've driven passed the hat museum many times but never ventured inside.
I'm hoping it's over 5 floors and all the hats are almost identical in every way to make it the world's most boring tourist attraction.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disappointed they haven't been creative with the chimney stack above it and put a large top hat on top of it.
Interesting fact, hat fans: the Mad Hatter character from Alice in Wonderland was based on a real-life eccentric resident of Stockport, which was the centre of the hatting industry when Lewis Carroll visited.
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This is a normal post I was waiting for him to prod himself with a pointy bit... much disappoint.
At the other end of the spectrum though, there's this guy...

(I'm positive he did a vid about how the bat'leth is (unsurprisingly) simply a silly TV prop and would be comically useless in an actual fight, but can't seem to find it right now - this sort of thing is surprisingly watchable in the meantime)
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post lil kim jony lil has let himself go in that preview pic

(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post His Basic Strikes video is frightening, with that beer belly and anterior pelvic tilt coming at you.

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This is a normal post Trufax
I made the bat'leth prop on the wall in the comedy series Spaced
(, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 17:04, Reply)

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