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LONDON BASH
Another bunch of drinks in a pub with quizzes, prizes and definitely no people getting piss all over their trousers.
More details as and when I can be arsed to update it.
Last 3 have been a laugh, so this one will probably be fucking shit.
COME!!

EDIT: BASH DAY!!! BASH DAY!!!
If we're not at the Royal Oak, you're best heading to the Lord Clyde nearby or, if you're really late, The Miller (near Guys Hospital)
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
Only a cunt would use streetmap I'm out, fuck you
links are all paedos anyway
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
^ pissed all over his trousers

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
Are you going to make it on time this time?
I was getting some really strange looks before
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:03, Reply)
That's because you look like a reject from a Down Sydrome Slade covers band.

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
Phwoar!

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:34, Reply)
You know I'm using this as a testimonial, right?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
You get those regardless.
You hairy mess.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
Trufacx

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
I'm there.
He's right about streetmap, mind.
(and you being a massive paedo)
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
Pretty sure it defaults to streetmap, you massive twunt.
Got me on the nonce thing though, Moominpaedo.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
Twat+cunt=twunt
Perhaps yours will catch on?
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:17, Reply)
Is Stuj going?

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
He is a tough one to pin down.
Not been to any of the last 3.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
*coughSTALKERcough*
I take it that you upset autisms will be the ones counting the bubbles in your pints.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
Yeah. So bring that baseball bat, hardman.

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:16, Reply)
Yes fine
I'll be there...
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:36, Reply)
London? No thanks. That's where all the terrorism is.
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(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
Sorry, at a do in Portsmouth that night.
At least I won't end up with Pissflaps and Jabberwoc leaving pickled eggy farts in my spare room this time though...
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:11, Reply)
THOSE WERE SPECIALLY BREWED FOR YOUR OLFACTORY PLEASURE, YOU INGRATE.
I may grace you all with my presence.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
Update.
Turns out I'm so skint a church mouse has just offered to lend me a fiver. I doubt I can make it. I know this will be a huge disappointment to many.
(, Sun 14 May 2017, 19:43, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is almost as popular as 25th World Summit on Psychology, Psychiatry & Psychotherapy

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:41, Reply)
I've signed up "ironically".

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:47, Reply)
9/11 was an inside job

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:48, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:02, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:34, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:44, Reply)
Queers!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 15:35, Reply)
GS?

(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:35, Reply)
I'll get myself down the goggly eye suppliers then.
and keep an eye out for other random shit that I'll guilt trip you cunts into carrying home.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS IS COMING!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:07, Reply)


(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
:D
This might be better than that time baldmonkey was gonna get shot The LOVELY Drimbley. It might even be better than when stuj ruined Christmas again, again.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/links/ICYMI_London_Bash_this_Summer
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:44, Reply)
How could I have missed that?
:(
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:48, Reply)
I prefer embarrassing forced entertainment and quizzes and prizes with internet people instead of just going to the pub like normal people so I'll be there

(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:13, Reply)
...
It's only forced when Tabs is there and pilled up on Horny Goat Weed extract.
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:20, Reply)
give it a rest eh

(, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 18:47, Reply)
I'm gonna party like it's Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday
Which it isn't, of course, Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday isn't until November 10th, which is his birthday.
(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:51, Reply)


(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
anyone want a piece of me?
come at me, I'll fuck you up, yeah?
(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
I'll go toe to toe with you

(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
gay sex

(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
this is going to be the best bash ever
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(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
I'm coming to lurk irl like last time......
....though you have an idea what I look like now.
(, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:20, Reply)
South fucking London again!
Why can't you have it somewhere vaguely civilized north of the river? I was in a pub in Wardor Street earlier and noticed they had a function room
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
Jahled, a lap-dancing parlour does NOT count as a 'function room' and you know it.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:47, Reply)
It doesn't?
*Cancels Sons 2nd birthday party*
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:04, Reply)

WEW!!! Cannot fucking wait!!!!
Come on Prufuck - Cerebus - Anne Coulter -Jhaled - Evil Andy - Yank jew boy- you coming?
Spanishfly? Bring you cunt - bring ALL you fucking knives!
(, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
You genuinely need help.

(, Sun 30 Apr 2017, 6:16, Reply)
Let's see if anything prevents me from attending THIS year.......

(, Sun 30 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
I'm bringing Moggy.
Just saying like.
;p
(, Tue 2 May 2017, 17:13, Reply)
I'm suddenly busy............ and abroad.

(, Tue 2 May 2017, 18:53, Reply)
:(
*cuts finger*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:48, Reply)
Neva 4get
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(, Tue 30 May 2017, 23:17, Reply)
Helpful link
www.remotetrauma.com/new-products/stab-vest
(, Mon 1 May 2017, 8:05, Reply)
Still relevant

(, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:01, Reply)
i'd go if it was somewhere i didn't have to national express to

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:14, Reply)
National Express?
Get you posho.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:49, Reply)
Hmm...
Might try and come down to That London for this, pending decent-but-cheap AirBnB availability and general number of fucks given on a particular date.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 17:02, Reply)
If you can stump up £150, there are a few Travelodges very nearby.
AirBnB has some decent looking options though.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:53, Reply)
Gah! I can't make it this year.
I'll be being a hippy at Glastonbury doing MASSIVE drugs and that.

Shame - has been a laugh the last few times.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:36, Reply)
Oh, Mr Fork.
Imagine my disappointment. You will be missed. Now, do I hope that you have a nice dry Glasto, or that it pisses down the entire time and that your tent gets submerged by the nearest toilets?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:49, Reply)
Pfft.
TPOIDH
(, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:42, Reply)
bottom get

(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Will there be terrorism?

(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:55, Reply)
If it doesn't occur, we'll get on Twitter to find out where it IS occuring and head over there for teh lulz.
Be a reet laff.
(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:25, Reply)
Oh boy, I hope there will be comedy balloon suicide vests!!!

(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:58, Reply)
I think we should all take knives just in case
I can't see that causing any problems
(, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:41, Reply)
sorry, got to drop out
I'm double booked
(, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:09, Reply)
Oh m8.
Cancel the Bible graffitiing this year. It's going to be rubbish :(
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:39, Reply)
Boooooo!
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(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:51, Reply)
Tsk!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:55, Reply)
we'll have to find someone else to wear this year's shiteshirt then
won't we
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 18:29, Reply)
^This

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:59, Reply)
We have a winner!!!
We have a winner!!!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:20, Reply)
Checks Vengaboys dates

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:04, Reply)
Medjool or GTFO

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 0:33, Reply)

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