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# The orgasmatrump!
(, Tue 23 May, 7:26, More)
# If you know any knobheads, please feel free to share it with them.

Fuck today and fuck all terrorist fuckers.
(, Tue 23 May, 15:13, More)
[challenge entry] The man with the golden gone
(, Tue 23 May, 14:48, More)

Also: a bottom.
(, Mon 22 May, 10:46, More)
[challenge entry] "Just roll with it, Donny. Try to keep your fingers out of his eyes."
(, Mon 22 May, 16:02, More)
[challenge entry] I'll just add this here
(, Mon 22 May, 14:11, More)
[challenge entry] "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling 18-24 year olds!"
(, Mon 22 May, 16:29, More)

(, Mon 22 May, 16:23, More)
# When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..

... especially at his age ...
(, Mon 22 May, 15:24, More)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 May, 13:23, More)
# Only a few hours to go now suckers
(, Mon 22 May, 6:53, More)
# *Rushes in late for the party*

Flanbase, Freebase, etc...
(, Sun 21 May, 10:18, More)
# :)
meanwhile, back in the press briefing room...
(, Mon 22 May, 11:53, More)
# woo!
(, Sat 20 May, 21:50, More)
[challenge entry] Activate the distraction orb...
(, Mon 22 May, 10:40, More)
# We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.
One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
(, Sat 20 May, 21:54, More)
[challenge entry] They also employ Father Dougal and Mr Bean.
(, Sun 21 May, 22:01, More)
# Sorry for the invasion, had to be done.
We do still lurk you know.

Have an old pic.

(, Mon 22 May, 0:31, More)
# Ha!
(, Sat 20 May, 23:02, More)
# We lost one of the good ones
so we came here to commiserate and celebrate absent friends.
(, Sat 20 May, 23:30, More)

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