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[challenge entry] mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored.

From the Gym Animals challenge. See all 29 entries (closed)

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
# He 'preys' it won't fall on his little head
EDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)
# oof!
is the sound i imagine him to make

EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# that's a polite way of putting it :P
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
#
chicken cock?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:55, archived)
# THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKED
woah, capslock
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
#
capslock spatchcock
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:09, archived)
# *Thinks of the children*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:21, archived)
# *yewtrees*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account...
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)
# I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gym
so will take you word for it
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# i have been to the gym about 7 times
got into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# You're a braver woman than me
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athlete
i told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)