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(Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Aug, 11:21, 24 replies)
Windy Miller - Serial Killer.

(Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug, 16:53, 5 replies)

(HappyToast, Mon 24 Aug, 14:38, 12 replies)

(Fresh Water Mole, Mon 24 Aug, 10:50, 9 replies)
Noel's House of Horrors

(monkeon, Sat 22 Aug, 13:28, 10 replies)

(Ya What?, Thu 20 Aug, 15:40, 3 replies)

(Ninj, Thu 20 Aug, 9:14, 3 replies)

(Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug, 16:03, 11 replies)
It's been nearly 2 years since I reposted this!

(Probably not Tribs, Sat 15 Aug, 0:20, 3 replies)
I'll take two...

(AdrianJ, Thu 13 Aug, 12:46, 6 replies)
Mass Murderer's Rhyming Accessories
We're mixing the bad with the good for a week, pick a serial killer and give them some lovely rhyming accessories. e.g. Jeffrey Dahmer's dancing llamas or Jack the Ripper's wallpaper stripper.
(suggested by An Egg, voted for by you)
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set by HappyToast on 27th Aug at 8am
Fast Clapping, you say? I made this!
Well give yourselves a big round of applause, ladies and gemmun.

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created by fred zeppelin on 2nd Sep at 8pm
Less scary films
According to something our mate told us, not everyone likes mindless gore and terror in their movies. So lets help these misguided film watchers by making horror films more palatable. Take the bite out of vampire films and the shock out of The Shining.
Show us your PG rated video nasties.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Aug at 8am
The British Library Collection
The British Library have uploaded a million pictures from their collection which are free to use. www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary/
So it would be rude not to use, abuse and b3tafy them a bit, wouldn't it?
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set by HappyToast on 13th Aug at 8am
Fashion Challenge
Have you ever thought that bedside table needed a nice skirt, or the goldfish could do with a snood? Well this is the b3ta challenge for you!
We're spending the week designing clothes for objects and animals, just not people.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Aug at 9am
White vultures, death from above at the seaside, the phantom chip stealer. Seagulls are fast becoming a serious threat to modern society,
Even David Cameron has demanded a "big conversation" about what can be done after one took a bit of ham from his sandwich.
What do we do to tackle the menace, should they be hated or should we salute our ingenious shoplifting, feathered friends? tell us, with Photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jul at 9pm
Question of the Week
Summer Holidays
'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
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asked on 24th Jul at 10am
Fake Mistakes
We're still celebrating Drimble's Mickey Mouse gif getting its own Snopes page, lets see if we can get some more. Add subtle or outrageous goofs to films, tv shows and news events that go down in urban myth.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Jul at 8am
Question of the Week
Modern Life
Modern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?
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asked on 17th Jul at 10am
Book Sequels
Ever got to the end of a classic novel and wished there was more? This week we're fixing that by coming up with sequels to books that never knew they needed them.
Would 1985 be a bit cheerier for George Orwell? And what comes after War and Peace? Show us.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Jul at 8am
B3ta newsletter 669, out now - if you look at one thing from this week's newsletter, check out the Camden then and now pics.
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published by rob on 10th Jul at 4pm
Question of the Week
Street Life
'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.

Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
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asked on 10th Jul at 9am
New Uses for Tools
This week we're thinking up new uses for those tools and gadgets stuck in the back of our drawers.
Take something from the kitchen, toolbox or shed, use it in ways you shouldn't and send us the photo evidence. Or just photoshop someone abusing a lawnmower.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Jul at 8am
Question of the Week
That One Mate
Second Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
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asked on 2nd Jul at 10am