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Speech Writing

(monkeon, Fri 28 Apr, 12:33, 5 replies)
I have been warning about this for years... no one listened.

(The magic of chutney, Wed 19 Apr, 10:50, 7 replies)

(bearhunt, Tue 18 Apr, 17:08, 4 replies)
Potato Switch

Because who doesn't want a potato dispensing light switch?
(Sheep!, Mon 10 Apr, 21:23, 8 replies)
I'm Melting!

(monkeon, Tue 4 Apr, 22:26, 8 replies)

(delboyonline, Wed 29 Mar, 18:12, 2 replies)
Looking good.

(Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Mar, 14:42, 9 replies)
Watch your toes

(Ninj, Mon 20 Mar, 16:09, 11 replies)
Not with three he ain't!

(Ninj, Mon 20 Mar, 11:24, 5 replies)

(S4RK, Sat 18 Mar, 21:49, 8 replies)
Many tentacled wonder of the deep or crispy hooped starter. Show us your Squids, but not Octopuses, that would be wrong.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Apr at 8am
1982 Ozzy interview on Night Flight.

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linked to by Jabberwoc on 29th Apr at 9pm
Subtle Changes
It's minimum effort for maximum laughs this week. Make a small and subtle change to a famous photo, painting or whatever that might be missed at a glance but adds all of the lols.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Apr at 1pm
Family Photos
Family photos are always terrible, and yet people still upload them to the internet. Grab some random group shots and photoshop them right up. Or use your own and regret it immediately.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Apr at 11am
Unleash your chakras and assume the lotus position, you've asked for a week of yoga.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Apr at 9am
Home made movie scenes
Pick a favourite movie scene and recreate it with the stuff around you. Perhaps a pivotal moment from Jaws in your bath, some bmx stunt work in the garden for ET or a lego recreation of the Blade Runner cityscape.
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set by HappyToast on 30th Mar at 2pm
Animal Toys
This weeks challenge is animal toys, toys for animals, animal shaped toys or some Dr Moreau style mashup of the two.
Living, breathing, kangaroo space hoppers or just a hula hoop for cats
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Mar at 7am
It's long been tradition to mark the passing of the great and the good (and the awful and the bad) with a picture on b3ta. This is a repository for all of those tributes.

When someone pops off, chuck them in here.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Mar at 7am
Middle Aged Gaming
Computer games aren't really marketed for the aging gamer, the characters are too young and its all too fast and noisy.
Fix that. Make video games for the middle aged and older market. Show us Jet Set Willy in his wheelchair or slow Sonic down to a crawl.
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set by HappyToast on 15th Mar at 5pm
Horror Art
Add a horror theme to famous art works. Show us Frankenstein's Grandmother and scare the bejeezus out of the Mona Lisa.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Mar at 10am
Space Farmers
Fire up your Intergalactic Combine Harvester and get ready for work in the cosmos. We're doing Space farmers this week, show us their daily routine hauling in an abundant crop of bastardane asteroid nuggets and milking the Venusian cows.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Mar at 9am