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Time to dig out the advent colander again

(Andy_R, Mon 30 Nov, 19:09, 3 replies)
did some non-topical TOAP on faceache earlier and ran away for the day,
some b3ta types seem to like it so I am belatedly posting it here.

(The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 29 Nov, 18:29, 9 replies)

(Fresh Water Mole, Sun 29 Nov, 15:21, 6 replies)
Just released

(moistness, Fri 27 Nov, 18:20, 19 replies)
Have I missed anything?

Woo! Front page
(sandettie light vessel automatic, Sun 22 Nov, 14:49, 7 replies)
Ideal for preparing finger food...

(AdrianJ, Sat 21 Nov, 16:55, 4 replies)
To those of a certain age...

(AdrianJ, Fri 20 Nov, 15:26, 11 replies)
Throw me the idols!

(HappyToast, Thu 19 Nov, 17:59, 6 replies)
Draw me like one of your Martian girls.

(Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov, 15:28, 17 replies)
Come play with us

(HappyToast, Thu 19 Nov, 11:37, 7 replies)
Question of the Week
While the cat's away
This weeks question from social hand grenade who asks, "What have you done when your other half has gone off somewhere for the weekend?"
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asked on 30th Nov at 2pm
Another Adultswim mind blower one should watch while on MASSIVE DRUGS
Sorry for 2 in a row.

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linked to by smellysaminHULL on 1st Dec at 9pm
Hey you the b3ta crew, show us what you do, make a break make a move.
That's street talk from the world famous Rock Steady Crew, "callin' on y'all to make some shapes and bust a groove, all over that wickidywack photoshop and shizzle"*

*It's breakdancing this week, do your stuff.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Nov at 9pm
Question of the Week
Revenge II
'Top radio ‘personality’ Christian ‘The OC’ O’Connell once burnt my socks on a campfire whilst I was unconscious on vodka’ bellows Richard mcbeef. ‘One day I will take my revenge, and it will be sweet’. But what can’t *you* ever forgive or forget? What’s still eating you up after many years? Is that why you’re such a bitter, unpleasant person? Tell mummy all about it.
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asked on 20th Nov at 7pm
One more thing
You can never have too many so Photoshop an extra one onto a thing, with hilarious results.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Nov at 8am
Rock Dwarves and Pop Giants
It's a week of freaky feature photoshopping with Rock Dwarves and Pop Giants. Resize famous musicians body parts up or down. Drop Taylor Swift down a peg or two, give Babs Streisand a less impressive nose and, well, probably best leave Prince out of it.
See all 62 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 12th Nov at 8am
Question of the Week
Tragic Attempts at Being Cool
You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.

This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.
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asked on 6th Nov at 10am
Animals with human features
We're sticking human features on animals faces this week. Not literally, that would be wrong, do it in Photoshop, give us Cats with beards, Dogs with eyebrows and ducks with great big ears.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Nov at 5pm
Halloween 2015
It's the haunting season, the witching hour and a good excuse for a spooky knees up.
Give us your Halloween related photoshops, show us what you're wearing this year and design elaborate ways to scare the shit out of the local candy demanding kids.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Oct at 7am
Question of the Week
‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.

What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
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asked on 26th Oct at 10am
We're doing Homophone based puns this week, words that sound the same but have a different meaning.
Like Mall/Maul or holey/holy/wholly. Lots to play with if you look here
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Oct at 9am
NASA recently made shedloads of photos available of the moon landings and other pretty views from space.
We love NASA and we love space so lets have another dip in to science and rockets and stuff!
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set by HappyToast on 15th Oct at 8am
Question of the Week
House Parties
‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?

There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?

- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB
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asked on 9th Oct at 9am
Horror Albums
It's getting close to Halloween and every mad monster party needs music. So rifle through your vinyl collection and transmogrify the old floor fillers in to a suitably horror themed version of the original.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Oct at 7am
Question of the Week
What could have been?
insomniac-surfer asks "Ever turn down a job or didn't buy shares that could have made you rich and possibly famous?
Tell us what you did or didn't do that could have turned out possibly life changing."
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asked on 2nd Oct at 8am
Two panel celebrity name jokes
This week we're doing the b3ta classic format with an awkward name "Two panel celebrity name jokes".
Pick a celeb, read their name, do a think, make a funny about what it sounds a little bit like and then put it in a simple two panel before/after format that everyone else is. So simple, so lol.
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set by HappyToast on 1st Oct at 8am