Hey you the b3ta crew, show us what you do, make a break make a move. That's street talk from the world famous Rock Steady Crew, "callin' on y'all to make some shapes and bust a groove, all over that wickidywack photoshop and shizzle"*
'Top radio ‘personality’ Christian ‘The OC’ O’Connell once burnt my socks on a campfire whilst I was unconscious on vodka’ bellows Richard mcbeef. ‘One day I will take my revenge, and it will be sweet’. But what can’t *you* ever forgive or forget? What’s still eating you up after many years? Is that why you’re such a bitter, unpleasant person? Tell mummy all about it. Read all 29 stories (closed)
asked on 20th Nov at 7pm
One more thing
You can never have too many so Photoshop an extra one onto a thing, with hilarious results. See all 66 images (open)
Rock Dwarves and Pop Giants
It's a week of freaky feature photoshopping with Rock Dwarves and Pop Giants. Resize famous musicians body parts up or down. Drop Taylor Swift down a peg or two, give Babs Streisand a less impressive nose and, well, probably best leave Prince out of it. See all 62 images (closed)
Tragic Attempts at Being Cool
You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.
This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better. Read all 57 stories (closed)
asked on 6th Nov at 10am
Animals with human features
We're sticking human features on animals faces this week. Not literally, that would be wrong, do it in Photoshop, give us Cats with beards, Dogs with eyebrows and ducks with great big ears. See all 94 images (closed)
It's the haunting season, the witching hour and a good excuse for a spooky knees up. Give us your Halloween related photoshops, show us what you're wearing this year and design elaborate ways to scare the shit out of the local candy demanding kids. See all 23 images (closed)
‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.
What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell. Read all 39 stories (closed)
asked on 26th Oct at 10am
We're doing Homophone based puns this week, words that sound the same but have a different meaning. Like Mall/Maul or holey/holy/wholly. Lots to play with if you look here See all 72 images (closed)
NASA recently made shedloads of photos available of the moon landings and other pretty views from space. We love NASA and we love space so lets have another dip in to science and rockets and stuff! See all 61 images (closed)
‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?
There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?
It's getting close to Halloween and every mad monster party needs music. So rifle through your vinyl collection and transmogrify the old floor fillers in to a suitably horror themed version of the original. See all 101 images (closed)
What could have been?
insomniac-surfer asks "Ever turn down a job or didn't buy shares that could have made you rich and possibly famous? Tell us what you did or didn't do that could have turned out possibly life changing." Read all 44 stories (closed)
asked on 2nd Oct at 8am
Two panel celebrity name jokes
This week we're doing the b3ta classic format with an awkward name "Two panel celebrity name jokes". Pick a celeb, read their name, do a think, make a funny about what it sounds a little bit like and then put it in a simple two panel before/after format that everyone else is. So simple, so lol. See all 206 images (open)
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Hey you the b3ta crew, show us what you do, make a break make a move.
That's street talk from the world famous Rock Steady Crew, "callin' on y'all to make some shapes and bust a groove, all over that wickidywack photoshop and shizzle"*
*It's breakdancing this week, do your stuff.